Skinny calves and all.
Places to hide when you’re sad:
“outside a fast food restaurant”….how’d you know?
-under the covers
-the shower (on)
-outside a fast food restaurant
-on public transportation looking gloomy
-in your parents’ refinished basement
-New Jersey (may be same as your parents’ basement)
-the cold glow of the refrigerator light at 3 AM
-the belly of a whale
-enormous pocket (regular-sized person)
-regular pocket (tiny person)
-baked into a cupcake and consumed by larger, sadder person
(via suckermountain)
Did my taxes and wrote up April’s budget. There’s got to be a better way to spend Monday.
